Typing LOL when your face shows less expression than a brick.
Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven’t even left the house.
Not laughing at a joke because you don't like the person who told it.
Last minute plans that end up being one of ur best memories..
Not reading terms and conditions because your a fearless bastard.
Me, sarcastic? Never.
Pouring your heart out, and regretting even opening your mouth.
I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.
Being so overtired, you have no idea what you're even saying anymore.
Shall we go? "Yeah" (...) Nobody moves.
Girls find out everything. I advise you to not lie to them.